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WHY I AM A NOCTURNAL WORKER:

  • Me, at 12 p.m.: Now that I am off work, I can start on my work for tomorrow.
  • Me, at 12 05 p.m.: Grocery shopping! I haven't done that in awhile...
  • Me, at 1 p.m.: Gotta unpack...
  • Me, at 2 p.m.: (typing, casually scrolling through Tumblr)
  • Me, at 5 p.m.: Gah, I need to get some real work done. Oh wait, I am hungry.
  • Me, at 6 p.m.: Pasta was a great choice. Now for work!
  • Me, at 6 30 p.m.: Laundry time!
  • Me, at 8 p.m.: I totally need a break.
  • Me, at 10 p.m.: Well, I have those first few paragraphs typed up.
  • Me, at 10 30 p.m.: Time for some YouTube!
  • Me, at 12 30 a.m.: WHY AM I NOT DONE WITH THIS ASSIGNMENT!? WHY CAN'T I STAY UP LATE WORKING ANYMORE? I AM SUCH A FAILURE—OMGMYWORKETHICISTERRIBLEWHYDOISUCKSOMUCH? I HATE EVERYTHING.
  • Me, now: Why do I keep doing this to myself?
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  1. einsiedler posted this