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Gee, I am dry as a desert and I am drunk—SAID NO ONE EVER.

Daria. I love my housemate.
#hilarity   #sex  
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This is the newest addition to my list of favorite memes.

This is the newest addition to my list of favorite memes.

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What are you talking about? He has a Saltine cracker ass!

My darling Halley. I adore you and all the wonderful things you say.